Ghanaian musicians have secret fans, ranging from kenkey sellers to club girls with empty purses—and they aren’t who you think! Discover which artist sings for you in this funny breakdown.
Every beat, lyric, and melody in Ghanaian music appears to have a specific audience—and believe us, it’s not usually who you expect. Here’s a fun (but sadly accurate) list of the groups that Ghanaian musicians are secretly serenading. Spoiler alert: you might find yourself on the list:
- Gyakie: For the upcoming bad girls who are always one selfie away from unintentionally sending it to the family WhatsApp group.
- King Promise: The smooth-singing man sings for table girls—those ladies who are vibing at the club, hoping for a drink but holding purses that are emptier than their ex’s promises.
- D-Black: Still singing for Vera, illustrating that love (or heartbreak) endures forever.
- Kuami Eugene: For the skinny-jean gang that still keeps afro combs in their back pockets like it’s 2010.
- Joey B: The King of “Beautiful Boy” Anthems.
- Medikal: For the lads who believe Abu Trica is wealthier than Osei Kwame Despite. Hustle culture on steroids.
- Stonebwoy: His music is perfect for your neighborhood barbershop boys. Fresh fades, fresh rhythms.
- Manifest: Making music for people that… hmm… don’t really listen to him
- KiDi: A fan favorite among Legon girls who always appear like their nails cost more than your rent.
- Shatta Wale: For kwashey guys and hustlers selling earpieces at every corner.
- Black Sherif is the voice of “street boys” who live in gated neighborhoods in Adjiringanor.
- Kwesi Arthur: For those who, after skipping lunch once, suddenly believe they are inspirational Instagram speakers.
- Omar Sterling: For the fraud boys who post Rick Ross quotes to feel inspirational.
- Sarkodie: He does compose music for people, but not for you.
- Strongman: For fans who find his bars too profound to even tweet.
- Jay Bahd: For those who were enamored with Pop Smoke but missed his memo.
- Kweku Smoke: To be honest, we don’t know, but we need to find that one uncle of his.
- La Meme Gang: For aspiring diasporans who believe that their basketball skills have allowed them to “make it.”
- Kweku Flick: For fans unable to pay for a Spotify or Apple Music subscription
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- Ayigbe Edem: Nothing to say. We value our peace.
- Fameye: Music for survival—fighting poverty with every note.
- Kofi Mole: For high school students who continue to defy expectations by failing to tuck in their uniforms. 🤣
- Darko Vibes:For kenkey vendors that continue to jam while serving, there is Darko Vibes.
- DMC Kwaku: For the guys who dump sobolo into red cups while feigning leanness.
- Akwaboah:He composes music for Tracy Sarkcess and Sarkodie to utilize as lullabies for their unborn child.
- Yaw Tog: he composes music for high school niggas who skip class.
- Teephlow: For champions of Facebook lyric captions. “I dropped the mic in your comments just now.”
- Kofi Kinaata: The best song on every cab and trotro driver’s playlist.
- BeezTrap: For Adjoa Tasha and Paradise. You know if you do.
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Who is your artist, and more significantly, do you like them?
This list was complied by @uglyboy.with.sexymoney
SOURCE: PULSE GHANA
